Leave a Comment | Posted by Charlie Thomas on April 30, 2009
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What does it cost to slap a Las Vegas waitress on the butt? If you’re Dennis Rodman - 225 thousand dollars! A federal judge in Sin City awarded the money to Sara Robinson, who accused The Worm of getting drunk at a bar in the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in 2006 and giving her an unwelcome slap on the booty. She says the incident – which also included Rodman trying to force her to dance with him – completely humiliated her. Things change when you’re out of the NBA, don’t they? Dennis is now viewed as a trouble maker, unwelcome party guest…. rudeness personified. But seriously, if he were Kobe’s teammate right now, pulling down 21 rebounds a night…. he’d just be “boisterous”…. and “misunderstood.”

Okay, I get it. The Dodgers are better than us. But a winnable game was lost last night. Here are the Top Five Reasons the Giants helped give it away…
Barry Bonds got a standing ovation at AT & T Park last night…. and he was just sitting in the stands. And when he was joking around with Jon Miller, Duane Kuiper and Mike Krukow on the broadcast, I couldn’t help but imagine him in a Giants uniform again. Are you kidding? It would be the biggest story in baseball. He’s reviled in every other ballpark, but he’s loved in the Bay. Can you just see it? Low scoring Giants tied at 3-3, bottom of the 10th against the league-leading Dodgers… nobody out, bases full. Out of the dugout comes Number 25… who would want to face him? It might as well be the late Babe Ruth coming out with a bat…. it would be that electrifying. I know he’s got baggage…. But remember, if Charles Manson could hit .357, he’d just be “misunderstood.”
After that disastrous blown save Sunday night against the Diamondbacks, I was ready to send Giants closer Brian Wilson to…… Mogadishu, Manzanar, Mars…. anywhere but here. He singlehandedly cost Matt Cain a well deserved victory, which have been damned hard to come by. But in baseball, there’s not much time to cry…. Better suck it up, ‘cuz there’s a game tomorrow. So with the game on the line last night at home, Brian blew away the hated Dodgers, striking out the side in the ninth……preserving a one-run nailbiter. I take back everything I said, Brian…. You’re the man, bro…..
A Chinese real estate development company is dealing with the economic slowdown by offering the deal of a lifetime — buy a house and get a wife for free. Now, this might now fly her in the U.S., but apparently men in China are dealing with big-time struggles in the romance department because men outnumber women by a huge margin. So, a Beijing company is encouraging future homeowners to date their sales girls and promises a cash wedding present to any couple that ends up getting married. You think this is what they mean by the term “cultural differences” ?